The Fruitcake

by Gene Shelburne

The story I’m about to tell you is true.

It’s a Christmas tale. A tale as traditional in American Yuletide lore as Santa Claus or Rudolph or mistletoe.

About this time last year a local company gave me an early Christmas gift. In a bright Christmasy tin can. It was a fruitcake.

Since my younger son’s family planned to spend the holidays with his wife’s folks in New York, we arranged to swap gifts at our house about a week before the reindeer actually ran. Without telling anybody, I gift wrapped the fruitcake, put my son’s name on it, and slipped it into the pile of presents under our tree.

That night when he opened this heavier-than-normal package, he was polite but obviously a bit dismayed at his father’s weird choice of gifts.

But I raised him right. Sometime that evening, before his own little family rose early the next morning to surround the same Christmas tree for their own private exchange of gifts, he sneaked around and re-wrapped the fruitcake, which he then mingled in with his wife’s special presents.

But the saga of the fruitcake did not end there. In the few hours before she and my grandsons boarded the plane to Newark, she managed to gift wrap the now well-worn pastry for the fourth time in less than four days. Among the Texas gifts she carried to her mom and dad was that fruitcake.

Then came the calamity that should never happen to any self-respecting American fruitcake. Not knowing the poor cake’s short but illustrious history, those New Yorkers actually ate it!

If my space were not so scarce and if I were not so kind, a West Texan like me would have to make some sort of crack here about Yankee behavior. But that’s not the point of this story.

This is. Of all the gifts we exchanged last Christmas, that silly fruitcake was the most memorable. It was bestowed on more people, it provoked more laughter, it conveyed more cheer than any other gift we put under our tree. Just as the peasant’s baby, the seemingly insignificant gift God gave the world in Bethlehem, has blessed more lives, kindled more hope, and brought joy to more hearts than any other gift exchanged under heaven.